What movies have not aged well?
11.06.2025 08:15

From Russia With Love
You Only Live Twice
The Man with the Golden Gun
Dr No
-Bond forcing himself on Pussy.
-”That should keep you in curry…” said to an Indian agent.
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-”Quarrel. Fetch my shoes!”
-Bond slaps Tania pretty hard, and gets rough with her when he tries to get her to confess what her orders were.
Goldfinger
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Breakfast at Tiffany’s
Octopussy
-In the second half of Daylights, Bond gets aid from Afghan guerrillas. Rambo III is set against the same backdrop of the Soviets’ campaign in Afghanistan, getting help from the brave, starry-eyed, bold, freedom-loving peasant patriots against the cruel rapey Russians, and it even ends with a dedication to the mudjaheddin.
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On Her Majesty’s Secret Service
-Two words. Mickey Rooney.
The Living Daylights & Rambo III
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-”She is very sexyful!”
-J W Pepper
Moonraker
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-Bond slapping Tracy.
A View to a Kill
-Bond getting slaphappy again, this time with Tiffany Case.
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-What was with the over-acting of the French guy Mayday kills in the Eiffel Tower? Been watching too much Allo Allo?
Live and Let Die
-Bond’s idea of placating Goodnight after being forced to hide in the cupboard all night while he’s making out with Miss Anders is to tell her that her time will come soon…
-Tracy’s father having uh…interesting ideas about what a happy marriage should be. Hell, he punches her out at one point.
-Choo Me? Hai Fat?
-”Why do Chinese girls taste different to all other girls?”
-Bond getting rough with Miss Anders, and slapping her. Christ!
-”Ah so!”
-Bond disguised as a Japanese fisher looks exactly like - Sean Connery wearing a bad wig.
-Note how the next couple of ones were ….well…as grounded in reality as you can be with Bond.
-The comedy French taxi driver, also over-acting. Someone doesn’t like the French…
-Bond tricks the virginal Miss Solitaire into having sex with him.
-All the bad guys are black.
-Comedy gay hitmen Mr Wint and Mr Kidd
Diamonds Are Forever